Golden Calves and Sacred Cows

Act I

Summary

  • Jonathan Goldstein reads “The Last Golden Calf Salesman in Sinai,” in which Ian deals with his father Gomer’s failing golden calf business after Moses reveals the ten commandments

Featuring

  • Jonathan Goldstein

Etc.

  • Part of Jonathan Goldstein’s retelling of the Bible series.

Act II

Summary

  • Gregor pitches a new segment to Jonathan Goldstein in which he takes on “sacred cows,” such as tomatoes which squirt all over your shirt when you cut them, gum on your shoes and brushing your teeth.

Featuring

  • Jonathan Goldstein
  • Gregor Ehrlich

 

Listen now from SupernintendoChalmers.net. Posted April 20, 2008.

One Response to “Golden Calves and Sacred Cows”

  1. Earwig Says:

    Yer shit is awsome brother. How can I get a transcript of “Golden Calf” ?
    And that Gregor character you created and write is a stroke of comedy brilliance. Funny as fuck. I imagine he is based upon a composite of post generation x-er nare do wells who sit in thier room jerking off to laura croft video games and still living at home at 32 years old.
    Cheers brother, Earwig…

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